Livin' in a World of Pure Imagination

Beauty is my power.

Beauty is my power.

the awkward moment when you get out of the movies and its still daytime

lueur-noir:

A photoset of smiling owls.

WHY IS THIS JUST ENTERING MY LIFE NOW?!?!?!

*giggles* This is so cute!!!! *flails*

This is how i feel on school mornings… all. the. time.

This is how i feel on school mornings… all. the. time.

Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
*clutches stomach* WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY? *wipes eyes* I feel guilty for laughing now… 

*clutches stomach* WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY? *wipes eyes* 

I feel guilty for laughing now… 

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

ENA!!! Look at this special kitty! *reaches hands toward the screen and flexes* I just want to pet it… XD

ENA!!! Look at this special kitty! *reaches hands toward the screen and flexes* I just want to pet it… XD